Dress Up Like Steve and Terrorise Your Employees this Halloween

Are you unsure what to dress up as this Halloween? Refuse to just stay at home rather than going out trick or treating even though you’re in your mid-30s and don’t even have the excuse of children? Don’t want to risk the standard sheet-with-eye-holes again after last year’s misunderstanding and ensuing unpleasantness? Then give this a go.

iPhone Saviour have put together a handy guide to dressing up as everyone’s favourite CEO. Total cost: $374 — being Steve Jobs for a day: priceless.

But I have to wonder, how long until one of these fake Steve Jobses comes a cropper in a freak MacBook lid accident, photos of which end up on the internet, causing Apple’s stock to tank. (Again.) Of course, there’s another school of thought which suggests Steve already keeps an army of turtle-neck-clad impersonators on hand, just in case. Maybe you’d be better of shoving a mattress up your jumper, gluing wheel to your feet and a squirrel to your face and going as fake Woz instead.

• iPhone Saviour