MacWorld Dynamic Duo Double-Team Apple

Wow. I really wouldn’t want to be Apple right now ($20 billion pile of cash aside), not if it means being on the wrong end of a verbal clobbering from two of MacWorld’s finest typing titans.

Here’s how it went down: A drunken Apple rolls out of its favourite bar at closing time. “Hey!” it thinks, “that darkened alley over there would be an insanely great place for a wizz!” Little does it known who lurks in the shadows. Snell strikes first, swinging a sock with a half-brick in it and screaming his battle cry of “Don’t drive iPhone developers away, Apple!” Apple reels away, stunned. Then Moren steps up, raises a bit of 2-by-4 above his head. His eyes narrow as they look into Apple’s. “Will iPhone NDA mean ‘Never Develop Apps?’” he hisses…

• Biff! Jason Snell
• Pow! Dan Moren