Subscribe Feed (RSS)Kirsten Dunst Switches Away from Mac
September 25th, 2008 by Connor Byrne | Filed under News.
Shock! Horror! Nondescript blonde actress Kirsten Dunst has apparently split with über-smug thesp Justin “I’m sooo smug, please punch me in the face a Mac!” Long. This comes as a crushing blow to everyone, even those of us who neither knew nor care that they were dating in the first place.
Ms Dunst also happens to have a new movie out right now, which is convenient. At least she didn’t have to resort to slapping members of her family about for a little free publicity.
Random thought for the day: Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as the UK Mac and PC rather than those tossers Mitchell and Webb? It should have been.
- Macenstein (the Mac tabloid we wish we were)
[...] of their stars. Hodgman is now a very well-respected comedian and Long got to have a quick go on Kirstin Dunst. Our British chaps weren’t nearly so [...]