Shelf-Stacker Charges iPod with Onion

Good grief. From everyone’s favourite bog-roll-in-waiting, The Sun:

“Owen, 21, bores two holes in the veg before soaking it in an energy drink for two hours.

“The shop shelf-stacker then inserts a USB cable, which produces enough power to charge his iPod for an hour.”

They don’t even provide a photo of the iPod-charging veg, which I guess is symptomatic of a general slip in journalistic standards. (UPDATE: I found a picture of the tit in question via wouldn’t-even-use-it-to-wipe-my-bum ‘paper’ The Metro.) And as the vid below demonstrates, it’s not even original. Still, there’s bugger-all else Apple-related happening at the moment.

• The Sun
• piccy from The Metro
• video via Hongkiat