Apple Declares iPhone a No Smoking Zone

In the interest of balance, here’s one to get the Daily Mail crowd squawking “it’s political correctness gone mad!” (Like that takes much.) iSmoke — demonstrated in the clip above — is an iPhone smoking simulator which has apparently been denied entry to the App Store. Maybe it’s because I saw the South Park smoking episode again last night, but all the response I can muster is a roll of the eyes. I mean, that’s not even a crack pipe it’s simulating. (Although that last ciggy does look a little, erm, fat.) First no porn and now no fags. If it wasn’t for all the beer apps the iPhone would be a really no-fun place.

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