The Mactini, Which Will Definitely Appear at MacWorld 2008

Introducing the Mactini, as presented by Peter ‘Earn your six-figure salaries, BBC continuity announcers’ Serafinowicz. (He was the voice of Darth Maul, you know.) Putting aside the inherent technical errors — there’s absolutely no travel on that key, and anyone giving a presentation would probably opt to control Keynote with the Apple remote — the “in the time it took to say this, the model had been replaced by a new one” punch line doesn’t really work for Apple. Nice try, Pete, but nowhere near the brilliance of the classic BeatleBox, below.

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