Bob Says… Good Idea, Why Don’t We All Shut Up About Jobs and MacWorld

Good God. Some mad cow has got her knickers in such a twist over this MacWorld business that she’s suggesting we all go to the keynote and give Phil Schiller the silent treatment. The crazy bint sounds like most of my ex-wives. When will these sad cases get it through their dented noggins that Apple couldn’t give a flying f— what you do as long as you keep buying their products. In fact, I dare say they’d welcome a break from your incessant whinging. “This new thing doesn’t work exactly like the old thing.” “Where’s my FireWire gone?” “Jobso should come and give the Keynote to me in my lounge.” Wah wah wah. Actually, I think I’m coming around to the silly mare’s idea. Maybe silence is exactly what’s called for. So please, for the love of all that’s holy, can you all please, please, please! shut the f— up now. Thank you.