WTF? Top Ten Apps ‘Banned’ from the App Store

Boy, I wish I were a proper journalist like Jason D. O’Grady (picture here, although I’m not sure which one he is. I think we’ll opt for beardy. Seems the safest bet). If I were, I could just print a random list under a link-bait headline with no explanation or supporting link and get paid for it. (Yeah, it’s probably this last bit which I’m most envious of.) To spare you the extra click, I’ve reproduced the entirety of O’Grady’s post below.

• 10. Flash
• 9. Zune Skins for iPhone
• 8. Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the iLounge Lizards
• 7. Backlit LCD Monitor Buyers Guide
• 6. ThankGodCopyPaste!
• 5. iBong
• 4. Chess (Free Version)
• 3. AT&T iPhone Contract for Dummies
• 2. Battery Monitor Pro
• 1. Steve Jobs Health Timer

Bewildering. Totally bewildering. I mean, ‘Flash’ is always a good, Enderle-class opening move for these kind of things, but then… Really? Still, it’s filed under ‘humour’, so I guess it could be a joke. And I thought some of our wind-ups were a little on the obscure side.

UPDATE: Dizzle has added a few comments of her own over at I Drank the Kool-Aid.

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